Maailman uskonnot – kieli poskessa


Taoism: Shit happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage
Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit
7th day adventist: Shit happens on saturday
Protestantism: Shit won´t happen i I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Jehova´s witness: Knock, Knock, shit happens
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding dong
Atheism: No shit
T.V. evangelism™: Send more shit
Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit